When The World's Got You Feeling Down ...

VERSE ONE

I could tell from the time you walked in that you'd had an awful day / Your tear-filled eyes, they told your tale / Better than your words could say / I hold you close and plant a tender kiss upon your face/ Whisper you sweet nothings as I head for second base

CHORUS ONE

When life gets too hard to handle, as it often will / When circumstances force you into taking a bitter pill / That's exactly when you'll need me / To help you change your luck / When the world's got you feeling down, Let me be the one to feel you up

VERSE TWO

The first time that I saw you, I couldn't help but leer / You had to keep reminding me / That your eyes were up here / And then you stole my heart away when you said that they were real / I guess I can't arrest you, darlin', but I sure can cop a feel

CHORUS TWO

When life gets too hard to handle, as it sometimes can / You know that I'll be right there lovey, to lend two helping hands / I'm sure we'll both feel better / If you'd just release those pups / When the world's got you feeling down, Let me be the one to feel you up

VERSE THREE

I knew I had to marry you cause I've never been the same / You're the first time that a woman's t-shirt made me pray for November Rain / And when I looked across the aisle at the angel that was you / I couldn't help but giggle as I said my Double Do's

CHORUS THREE

When life gets too hard to handle, and nothing seems to please / Just flash your man a big ol' smile (along with those Double D's) / You've got the kind of peaches / That I could ever hope to pluck / When the world's got you feeling down, Let me be the one to feel you up 

VERSE FOUR

Thirty years have gone by, but i still think you're the best / I've never failed to be in awe of the mountains on your chest / If you should pass before me, girl, then you better just expect / An open casket and a tube top for payin' my last respects

CHORUS FOUR

When life gets too hard to handle, and your rose is full of thorns / You'll find me front and center, honey / To help you honk those horns / I know how big your heart is, cause they measure 'em by the cup / When the world's got you feeling down, Let me be the one to feel you up.

When the world's got you feeling down, baby / Baby, I'll be there to feel you up