It Sucks To Be You

VERSE ONE

You're a film producer at Cannes in France / But you can't keep little Harvey out of potted plants / Keep the ladies retchin' with the things you do / It ain't great bein' me, but it sucks bein' you

CHORUS ONE

Miramaxed an Oscar for a piece of beav / With more date-rape lines than the Navy on two week leave / Up pops more victims every time you're through / It ain't great to be me, but it Sucks to be You

VERSE TWO

You wear a sheet and a hat shaped like a cone / You took the wrong fork at the Y in the chromosome / I saw you on TV, you had a tooth or two / It ain't great bein' me, but it sucks bein' you.

CHORUS TWO

Well, it must suck, suck to be you / You may have klan, but you have no clue / I'm afraid your white pride just makes me blue / It ain't great to be me, but it Sucks to be You

VERSE THREE

Well, you're a doctor of psychology / And you trot out your poor victims on my TV / Then you spout out a catchphrase, and plug your new book too / It ain't great bein' me, but it sucks bein' you

CHORUS THREE

The only thing worse than being on your show / Is bein' stuck at home with no remote control / Cause that's a big bald head shinin' back at you / It ain't great to be me, but it Sucks to be You

VERSE FOUR

So you're a big pastor, ten thousand strong / And you love tellin' everybody where they went wrong / But then you got busted, turns out you're gay too / It ain't great bein' me, but it sucks bein' you

CHORUS FOUR

Well it must suck, suck to be you / Like Jimmy Swaggart and Baker too / Better watch them prophet$, They'll get you too / It ain't great to be me, but it Sucks to be You

VERSE FIVE

Real estate salesman now rules the USA / But you make Dan Quayle look smart with the things you say / Press got your back nine for playing through / It ain't great bein' me, but it sucks bein' you

CHORUS FIVE

You've got the button sittin' in your lap / And then that pornstar went and opened her sandtrap / Least you can still stroke a hole in one or two / It ain't great to be me, but it Sucks to be You

It ain't great bein' me, but it sucks bein' you