It's So Nice (To Be Stoned)

INTRO

It's so nice to be stoned / Mmmm It's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to be stoned

VERSE ONE

A proclamation was issued today / By the dickhead in charge of the USA / Turnin' back the clock against the vote / To keep you from the sweetest smoke / How can they think they know when they don't / I guess they've never been stoned

CHORUS ONE

It's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to be stoned

VERSE TWO

Well, marijuana is that killer weed / Supposed to spell the end of you and me / So says the US news report / Excuse them while they take a snort / Let's get together and take a toke / Baby of that magic smoke

CHORUS TWO

It's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to be stoned

VERSE THREE

Well, guns and tanks and riot gas / Can't stop you from smokin' grass / Listen to me folks, I'll tell you true / Marijuana is good for you / Oh Yeah, Marijuana is good for you

Breathe Deeply

CHORUS THREE

It's so nice to be stoned / Oh, It's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to get stoned

It's so nice to be stoned (on marijuana)  / I's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to be stoned 

It's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to be stoned / It's so nice to be stoned  / It's so nice to be stoned

- Lil' Georgie 'Big Pianist' Jennings: Ivory ticklin'