Can You? (Still Screw Somebody's Brains Out...

IF THEY WERE ALREADY KINDA SLOW)

Music & Lyrics by J. Byrd Fuddly


VERSE ONE

Can you still screw somebody's brains out if they were already kinda slow? / Don't tell me that you can't still get your freak on even though your IQ is low / If they were busted before you got there, do you still have to take take the blame? / Just because you rode the short bus, baby, doesn't mean you've got to be ashamed / I've been pondering this question, and I just can't wait to know / Can you still screw somebody's brains out if they were already kinda slow?


VERSE TWO

Can you still screw somebody silly if they were like that all the time? / I mean the type that you take literally when they say they pay no mind / Just because the spark's retarded, doesn't mean the engine can't run fine / You know a clock can still be purty, baby, when it don't keep perfect time / I've been pondering this question, and I can't get it out of my mind / Can you still screw somebody silly if they were like that all the time?


VERSE THREE

Can you still win at playin' poker with a cutie who's not quite all there? / Even if they're not playin' with a full deck, it's gotta beat solitaire / I've heard it said this way before and now I finally understand / If you don't have a winning partner, baby, better hope you've got a winning hand / I've been pondering this problem, am I the only one that cares? / Can you stlll win at playin' poker with a cutie who's not quite all there?


I've been pondering this question, and I just can't wait to know / Can you still screw somebody's brains out if they were already kinda slow?