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Salty Nuts

Music by Brian Haner (2008)

Lyrics by Brian Haner & J. Byrd Fuddly


VERSE ONE

I saw you at the baseball game, I couldn't believe my eyes / You and my best buddy were sittin' side by side / When you reached into his sack, I felt a pain inside my guts / Now your kisses taste just like my best friend's salty nuts


CHORUS ONE

Salty nuts, salty nuts / You sucked 'em til you couldn't suck no more / Your cheeks were packed with his salty nuts / It was like you never tasted nuts before


VERSE TWO

I hung around and watched you two, just trying to understand / Why you would take another when you had a nutty man / You two looked mighty cozy in the dugout against the wall / I guess I got the strikeout and your new man's got three balls 


CHORUS TWO

Salty nuts, salty nuts, You sucked 'em til you couldn't suck no more / Your cheeks were packed / With them salty nuts / It was like you never tasted nuts before


VERSE THREE

Well now we all have moved on, and I've learned a thing or two / I don't go to the ballpark cause it makes me think of you / Now I just go golfing, always working on my putts / And I made sure that my new girlfriend has an allergy to nuts


CHORUS THREE

Salty nuts, mmmm them salty nuts / Y'all sucked 'em till you couldn't suck no more / Your cheeks were packed with them salty nuts / It was like you never tasted nuts before


It was like you never tasted nuts before



Featuring:

- Scotty 'Scrapiron' Johnson: Guest Noodlin' (B-Bender through brownface Fender   Vibrolux  - no pedals)




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