I'm The Devil
Music by Olds Sleeper (2011)
Lyrics by Olds Sleeper & J. Byrd Fuddly
VERSE ONE
I'm the devil you dated, I'm the douchebag you married / I'm the bastard who's five kids you decided to carry / I'm a dog, chasin' women, always lookin' for a little strange/ Why in the hell would you ever think I'd change?
Well it's bourbon on monday, keep on drinkin' straight through the week / It gets your hair all in knots, so mad you won't even speak / You say I'm a no good loser, and I'm actin' deranged / Why in the hell would you ever think I'd change?
CHORUS ONE
Why in the hell did you ever think I'd change? / I was born on the wrong side of a wedding ring / I don't give a damn 'bout anything / Why in the hell did you ever think I'd change?
VERSE TWO
When I finally met your sister, I tried to get her into bed / At your daddy's intervention, I showed up drunk instead / I almost missed my weddin' because my face got rearranged / Why in the hell would you ever think I'd change?
When we got ourselves evicted, I was one hundred percent to blame / They came and towed away your car because I lost it in a poker game / I'm pretty damn good at runnin' my mouth, but not so much my brain / Why in the hell would you ever think I'd change?
CHORUS TWO
Why in the hell did you ever think I'd change? / I was born on the wrong side of a wedding ring / I don't give a damn 'bout anything / Why in the hell did you ever think I'd change?
Why in the hell did you ever think I'd change?