You Can Be The Bank

VERSE ONE

One day I tried a brand new bank, I didn't know what I'd find / I had a load of currency and some checks that needed signed / They sent me to a teller that said  'Head' upon the door / And when I looked inside my jaw nearly hit the floor

I shut the door behind me and I turned to look again / The body of work before me had to rate a perfect ten / My assets almost liquidated, right then and there/ She sat on so much equity, I wished I was the chair

CHORUS ONE

We were talking amortization but you didn't have a clue / About the type of hot division I long to do to you / Just show me a little interest and I promise to get right on it / You can be the bank, baby, and I'll make the deposit

VERSE TWO

Well things were going purty well, I managed to keep my cool / I nodded at the proper times so I didn't look the fool / She said I was in good hands with a twinkle in her eye / My control began to plummet, my dow jones began to rise

I felt like I might have a shot, so I commenced to beg / She leaned across the desk to have a look at my nest egg / She chuckled and she shook her head, she didn't seem impressed / She said 'Come back and see me when you have more to invest'

CHORUS TWO

We were talking amortization but you didn't have a clue / About the type of hot division I long to do to you / Just show me a little interest and I promise to get right on it / You can be the bank, baby, and I'll make the deposit

VERSE THREE

You can bet with that rejection my financial hopes were dashed / Now I handle my own finances and mattress all my cash / I wish I had more to offer, but the song remains the same / Some guys are blessed with bigger bankrolls, some just get shortchanged

CHORUS THREE

We were talking amortization, but you didn't have a clue / About the type of hot division I long to do to you / Just show me a little interest and I promise to get right on it / You can be the bank, baby, and I'll make the deposit

You can be the bank, baby, and I'll make the deposit