VERSE ONE
People say I'm antisocial, But they're wrong as they can be / They're just wack, so I've been out back / Tokin' that killer weed / I can rock this ukulele, I make kazuzu buzz / It ain't no lie, I'll tell you why / I've been outside burnin' buds
CHORUS ONE
Folks say that I'm too high, that I'm as stoned as I can be / But if you're smoking that jive when I pass by / Save the roach for me
VERSE TWO
I don't want no vodka, don't need no bathtub gin / I just need some sticky weed / To set me straight again / You can keep those morning afters, didn't like 'em anyhow / I wake up snappy, and my liver's happy / Since I smoke my whiskey now
CHORUS TWO
Well folks say that I'm too high, that I'm as stoned as I can be / But if you're smokin' that jive when I pass by / Save the roach for me
VERSE THREE
It looks like after all these years, a good thing has to end / It seems that I must say goodbye to MaryJane (my friend) / The garden gods are fickle, I'm afraid my plants are dead / But don't you fear, don't shed a tear / I'll switch to hash instead
CHORUS THREE
Well, folks say that I'm too high, that I'm as stoned as I can be / But if you're smokin' that jive when I pass by / Save the roach for me
Folks say that I'm too high, that I'm as stoned as I can be / But if you're smokin' that jive when I pass by / Save the roach for me